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christmas tree

when you take a cone shaped concoction, usually resembling a miniature christmas tree, to clean out your butthole.
Dude: Oh man, I just took a thick ass shit!
Dude#2: Did you christmas tree last night?
by stoopidface21 January 3, 2008
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Can't see the forest for the trees

To become so caught up in the small details that you're unable to step back see what is going on or what will happen. Our take of reality gets bent as we are too involved.

Like when person is so focused on finding an error in day a book, that they didn't take the time to enjoy it for what it was; a story.

Another would be say a brother or siser begs you to hide them, acts nervous (you ignore this) They look out windows (you ignore this too) as you just want to catch up. They ask you to hide a knife .... a bloody knife ..

The trees fall away yet?
"Can't see the forest for the trees", Dan said.
by quietriver September 30, 2016
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transsexual pine tree

Someone with layers to their pine cones and a sticky sap coming from all directions. Likes the earth and has a gender that flows in the wind.
Are you gay? No, I'm a transsexual pine tree you bigot!
by squat booty man July 27, 2017
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Monkey Puzzle Tree

While some people think this is a real name for a tree, the experts based in Texas, who are currently studying this type of "tree" in England, know better. In fact Monkey Puzzle Trees are simply a name that come off the top of someones head when trying to appear a know it all in front of a large group of people.
-What tree is that over there?

-oh well its a Monkey Puzzle Tree, you know like the game, thats what it is named after of course.
by carrollexchangetreelover June 28, 2009
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one tree hill college

overall it is a pretty cool school, but to be honest it is full of SLUTS, MAN-WHORES and RAPIST cant forget about those gay faggots that act like girls but are actually
they are boys, most people know one tree hill college to be good in volleyball, rugby, touch, a.f.l and basketball, it is also known for getting pregnant at a young age and fucking each-other in the toilets, smoking weed and drinking because they be cool as fuck, the name O.T.H.C
is also known for Only The Hori Cunts, so go fucking clean yourself up!
boy: "hey baby are you wifi?"
girl: "who?, me, no!"
boy: "well i think i feel a connection..."
!the life of one tree hill college!
::girl and boy go to toilets, have sex, make babys, do the same thing the next day::
by kakahunga high December 10, 2013
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green christmas tree

a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.
i smoked some green christmas tree this weekend and got SO fucked up i saw so much shit!
by johnaaaa May 19, 2007
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When you are as close to something as bark on a tree. Usually used to get someone to do something.
Girl: wanna go on a date
Boy: Why should I?
Girl: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
Boy: oh okay
by Gninja237 June 18, 2017
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