Clown Faced

When a woman wears too much makeup.

Monica is such a pretty woman, but I wish she wasn't so clown faced.

by SXSW May 06, 2011

Clown Facing

when a guy eats a girl out while she's on her period

"Oh damn! We can't have sex because im on my period!"
"Om nom nom, time to clown face you!"

"Clown facing is gross!"

by KayJayy May 06, 2010

Haggis face

When a scotsman ejaculates and then vomits on a woman's face creating a mixture that resembles haggis.

Mr. Macscotsman gave me a haggis face last night, I was so pissed.

by The flying scotsman December 07, 2008

Maura Face

When butterflies fly through the air and puppies sing their lovely puppy songs.

Man, its totally a Maura Face day right now. I just hope the Maura Face does not get Maura Faced in the Maura Face with a Maura Face.

by God December 09, 2004

Face ache

A person with face ache is someone feeling down or someone that is looking miserable for no relevant reason.

Example 1: oi face ache, straighten it.

Example 2: Whats given you face ache?

by sexy shoes girl April 15, 2009

changing faces

During a threesome when a guy gets head from two girls at the same time.

I had good time last night with Renee and Danya, I got changing faces. Those girls are total sluts!!

by Kpeezy June 17, 2006

toast face

A face that basically says "Wow, you are incredibly strange! Are you for real? I am amused and disgusted by you!!! I am so sure!!!"

When Stacy pretended to meditate on the floor in the middle of the large mall full of holiday shoppers, many passers-by gave her the toast face.

by Emma August 26, 2003