Sleep Texting

Texting the last thing you said or heard, after hearing it, or after waking up.

When’d I text you that?! I must’ve been sleep texting.

by Bans4Sam April 10, 2020

Group text groupie

When you and the homies got a group text goin on. But one of the boys lets his girl ready the whole thing and respond back when she feels like.

Man how does this convo keep getting leaked? Its gotta be Keith and his group text groupie of a girl. I know thats not Keith responding. Its gotta be the group text groupie

by Unfollowed February 11, 2020

Wet Dream Texting

When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.

Damn boo, I’m wet Dream texting right now. Hope your phone has a lifeproof.

by Drip Drip Drop February 17, 2020

SARcAsTIC tExT

When You ArE MoCKIng somEonE oR soMEThiNg And a FoRM of PrEssiNG SHifT A lot Of TIMEs

"i DON'T DRInk or eat ANYTHIng"

No I don't and 'nice using SARcAsTIC tExT'

by Accordingtoallknownlawsofmemes March 18, 2020

Apocalypse thirst text

When the world is coming to an end and someone you know know texts you for sex.

Oh my god, Nathan just Apocalypse thirst texted me. He’s such a fuckboy.

by Schmoozer420 June 6, 2020

That Text Went to Mom

Exactly what it sounds like: You're sending a message (usually a NSFW message to your girlfriend/boyfriend) and you realize that you should look before you send - Because that just went to someone whom you REALLY don't want to see it, usually your mother.

Hey babe, my parents aren't home. Let's do it tonight ;)

*5 seconds later*

"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"

"You're grounded, young man!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020

Text-an-ex drunk

Exactly what it sounds like

“Dude last night I was text-an-ex drunk”
“How’d it go”
“I’m gonna be a father man”

by bdix02 July 18, 2020