Foot Nipples

Toes

I could not resist worshipping her foot nipples.

by ApricotFields June 27, 2025

Dairy Nipples

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.

"Thou shalt not forsake the name of my dairy nipples in vain!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

Nipple Dongle

A super obnoxious nipple piercing. One that is large and bulky.

Sandra's nipple dongles are fucking ridiculous. I can't grab on without my hand getting caught.

by FranklinGoestoSpace March 25, 2017

nipple chucks

Formerly an oscure piece of pipe fitting, which pending redesign will feature in a new entirely non polititically correct martial, (or marital) art which will attract a large fan base in the engineering community.

Look at the nipple chucks on that!

by not_me_mr December 12, 2012

Nipple Bandit

Someone who has three nipples, suggesting that they have stolen one from someone else.

Did you see that guy at the beach, he’s a nipple bandit

by Ur fav garage raccoon June 14, 2023

nipple rat

A bum that wears open shirts exposing the nipples and sells raw meats out of his pants on bar patios.

I was enjoying a Sunday funday with friends when a nipple rat rolled up on a bicycle and offered us some lukewarm meats from his pants.

by ex girlfriend_420 November 1, 2022

nipple jousting

When someone has hard nipples

“This is my girlfriend and we love to go nipple jousting”

by Dumbthot42069 August 17, 2019