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Cincinnati Muffin Top

When a chick is so overweight that her fat spills out from both the top of her pants (standard muffin top) AND from the bottom of her bra. Also observed in extreme cases as a mushroom fat goiter protruding from the top of a sports bra that is too small.
"Check it out! Helga gained so much weight, she's poppin a Cincinnati Muffin Top!"

"Shit bro, I gotta go wash my eyes out with acid now."
by Ahab the whale hunter September 5, 2013
mugGet the Cincinnati Muffin Topmug.

Pig Muffin Bitch

A Pig Muffin Bitch is a woman who has pink undertoned skin, is very fat, and lives in a trailer park. This term is used in the South of the US.
Allie: Howdy y'all! We gotta get dem darn illegals outta here yna?

Kayla: lol what a pig muffin bitch
by BlackQueenReppin December 26, 2010
mugGet the Pig Muffin Bitchmug.

sugar muffin

1 Sugar Muffins! That whore slept with my boyfriend
by Lynn1 May 3, 2006
mugGet the sugar muffinmug.

Hooker Muffin Pie

Someone who sells their body on the pimp market, but is very adorable. So much that one would wonder why they are hooking?
The innocent little Hooker Muffin Pie was smiling gracefully on the street corner.
by kjraaaaa September 17, 2010
mugGet the Hooker Muffin Piemug.

English Muffin Ass

When a woman's pants are so tight you can see every nook and cranny from the cellulite in her ass and resembling the surface of an english muffin.
That girl either needs some new pants or needs to hit the treadmill cause she has some serious english muffin ass right now!
by vegas8ball April 6, 2010
mugGet the English Muffin Assmug.

cum muffin

A person who, when pricked with a pin, will begin to seep semen from the opening from which the pin came from. See pus balloon.
by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP May 26, 2003
mugGet the cum muffinmug.

Mini Muffins

Columbian Currency
I paid that columbian wench in mini muffins
by Jonny Mack March 24, 2004
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