When a chick is so overweight that her fat spills out from both the top of her pants (standard muffin top) AND from the bottom of her bra. Also observed in extreme cases as a mushroom fat goiter protruding from the top of a sports bra that is too small.
"Check it out! Helga gained so much weight, she's poppin a Cincinnati Muffin Top!"
"Shit bro, I gotta go wash my eyes out with acid now."
"Shit bro, I gotta go wash my eyes out with acid now."
by Ahab the whale hunter September 05, 2013
by Lynn1 April 21, 2006
A Pig Muffin Bitch is a woman who has pink undertoned skin, is very fat, and lives in a trailer park. This term is used in the South of the US.
Allie: Howdy y'all! We gotta get dem darn illegals outta here yna?
Kayla: lol what a pig muffin bitch
Kayla: lol what a pig muffin bitch
by BlackQueenReppin December 26, 2010
Someone who sells their body on the pimp market, but is very adorable. So much that one would wonder why they are hooking?
by kjraaaaa September 17, 2010
A person who, when pricked with a pin, will begin to seep semen from the opening from which the pin came from. See pus balloon.
by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP May 26, 2003
Columbian Currency
by Jonny Mack March 25, 2004
When a woman's pants are so tight you can see every nook and cranny from the cellulite in her ass and resembling the surface of an english muffin.
That girl either needs some new pants or needs to hit the treadmill cause she has some serious english muffin ass right now!
by vegas8ball April 06, 2010