Matthew

helps you when your down is always there for you, says he will never let you down but as soon as you get close to a matthew you'll slowly fall more and more for him.

Matthews are sweet, loving, caring guys who are easy to talk to and can always make you laugh and alot of the time makes you feel like the only girl in the world

the problem with matthews though is that they scare easily as soon as you get close enough to one that you can but a label on it (bf) they back off and stop being that lovely strong guy you once knew they become a normal douche

Mia: i heard that jasmine and matthew are finally going out

Ryan: no didnt you hear they broke up yesterday

Mia: They literraly only got together last week!
Ryan: guess some people arnt as well suited as they seem

by justwords August 24, 2018

Matthew Emerton

A person referred to by D.R.R.D.B.B and is generally a posh person who enjoys anime, can be referred to as "Oak"

Guy: did you see that Matthew Emerton?
Girl: such a Matthew Emerton

by Just_A_Definition January 22, 2019

The "Rowdy Round"by Matthew

This is when you're getting beat up really bad in the Matthew stops while you're on the ground and Spins you by your feet and hit you in the face as you spend by him over and over again moving your hands away from your face punch punch punch

Man I can't believe he spun like a top . Such a puss ... He so got The "Rowdy round"by Matthew...! Well shoot, thats what happens when you mess with a Matthew...!!

by Jack's tiny Sparrow January 28, 2019

Matthew Diamond

n. very close to the ground

Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.

"Where is Matthew Diamond?"

"Oh there he is, I nearly stepped on him!"

by TheOneAndOnly........ January 31, 2019

Matthew

A fucking canabalistic cunt who eats his grandma’s booty for breakfast.

Matthew, the canabalistic cunt is a coon with a Virginia on his head

by Crust crab rapist February 4, 2019

Matthew Roberto

He is a complete ass hole who only cares about himself. He is EXTREMELY CHEAP. He always complains about everything. He likes things to go his way. He charges $8 for a car ride not too far away. Everything has to be precise and on a strict time schedule. But he's an okay dude.

Matthew Roberto eats balls.

by lucygoose13 February 7, 2019

Matthew

A Matthew can be calm, friendly, and overall pretty nice, but if you get on their bad side they are the last person you want to see. With big brown eyes and darkish or black hair, they can be pretty cute, not gonna lie. They can be friendly, laid back, and just a good person, but they can also be a jerk who thinks it’s funny to make fun of people when a secret, like their crush, comes out. Don’t get on their bad side though, or you won’t ever want to see them again. They can be laid back and under the radar at first until you get one mad or get their friend mad. But if you meet a Matthew, keep them around and get them on your good side. You will never know what may happen around them.

Girl: Who’s that over there?
Girl 2: Ugh, it’s Matthew.

Girl: what’s wrong? He’s super cute!
Girl 2: I got his friend mad so I’m on his bad side. That’s the last thing I wanted.

Girl: Well, I’m gonna talk to him and get on his good side. He’s cute and seems nice.

Girl 2: Okay. I’ll see you later.

Girl: See ya!

by Mal_Mango February 19, 2019