Machindouche

A word used to describe users of Apple products that find them selves superior to other becuase they own these products. These individuals are often found at starbucks pretending to do work, and acting extremely smug.

Wow, look at that machindouche!

I once was a machindouche, and then i realized i have no friends.

by crapple2011 October 14, 2011

Machingale

To fuck off, to get away from

Guy 1: hey, remember that time I farted
Guy 2: MACHINGALE!!!
Guy 1: fine.

by PincheTortilla July 14, 2011

machino

the act or being of mexican. just mexican. yes you heard that. put 'em poptarts downnnn. you like oranges? well thats a machino for ya. Golden eggs. we got those too. Come awwww dawnnnnnnn to machino house cause we got.

that man over there with mustache, yeah hes a machino

by machino man December 6, 2011

machinification

The act of turning a subject, object or word into a machine or a machine sounding entitiy.

P1: Sup bro.
P2: Sup Victor or should I say Victator. See what I did there? That's a machinification of your name.

P1: Cool story bro. Makes my name sound like a machine.

by supavictor3 April 16, 2014

machinarrhea

The brown, chunky, sludge that oozes and squirts out of the nacho chili machine at convenience stores.

The machinarrhea made a farting sound as it squirted and plopped over the nachos I held under the chili machines posterior orifice.

by KodyDawg February 19, 2015

Machinaphilia

Sexual attraction towards robots or other kinds of machines with artifical intelligence

Liza' s a true machinaphilian

by simon2says February 14, 2017

machingelan

South African slang for a stubborn security guard. May also be used to refer to a policeman or soldier in a derogatory manner. Derived from "marching in a line"

Pronounced: mun-ching-eh-lan

The stupid machingelan wouldn't let me park here!

David was working the night shift like a machingelan

by Mr.magic.m March 20, 2017