Neptune's lick

When you shit and the water splashes up and touches your balls

So Jordyn at 1 o'clock in the morning decides to take a shit, so he plants his ass on the toilet and takes a poop, and a Neptune's Lick happens

by SSS_Stratos November 14, 2021

Hit a lick

Stealing things from school for clout

“Hay have you heard of the new TikTok trend hit a lick?”

by Ur_m0m_ September 16, 2021

Licking matches

Basically when you literally lick a match but your best friend's gf thought it was a euphemism for licking a tit. So now it's a euphemism for licking tit

"I was licking matches with jenny last night"
"Ew omg gross"
"No as in literally licking matches"
"Oh okay. Still gross tho"

by Fennejenny May 16, 2018

Devious Lick

A Devious lick or lick is a TikTok Trend in late 2021 where students or people steal school supplies, devices etc. It started when a video on TikTok was uploaded about a student stole a soap dispenser.

Bryan: Have you seen my devious lick?
Sam: You mean your electronic pencil sharpener?
Bryan: Yea

by ThatPlaneNerd September 15, 2021

lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.

Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!

by QuacksO July 9, 2018

devious lick

A stolen item with a funny name

"look at this devious lick I just got; I got a soap dispenser"

by jefff734 September 21, 2021

licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 5, 2023