Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

When you buy a new style Dr. Pepper and she accuses you of cheating with her mate

I was walking your friend home and this is how you treat me so Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

by Jermaine Burrell August 30, 2023

Look at your own life

Yeah, I'm looking at it. I'm still not seeing how any of this makes you any less of a piece of shit?

Hym "Describe my life without ommitting the part about people watching me. How'd you know what or who I was talking about (just there) if you weren't? And stop drawing parallels between me and the retard. Until you SCHEDULE... Several women... To work an 8 hour shift... AT MY HOUSE... Feed me pills... And ride my cock to completion... IT. IS. NOT. THE. SAME.

What do you mean, 'Look at your own life?' And FINGERPRINTS are CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE FUCK-FACE! That's evidence! That's what I base my beliefs on too! We're belief buddies! Go ahead. Describe my life without ommitting anything. How I undermined all of your effort in life by claiming that there is a cooperative element to success and that the REASON that MY LIFE is the way it is directly relates to the fact that NO ONE IS HELPING ME. And now we KNOW (as a matter of absolute certainty) that if Todd fucking Phillips decided to help me... I WOULD HAVE MORE THAN 200 MILLION DOLLARS, I say, to the people who THOUGHT they were better than me. Hey, WHAT CHANGED WITH A.I.? Why is it passing the Turing test now when it WASN'T DOING THAT BEFORE? What's the difference between now and then? Rather, WHO was the guy who came up with the idea that cause it to start doing that? Is it a bad lesson to teach you kids that not only is daddy NOT better than everyone... But there was once a man who was SO MUCH BETTER that he surpassed EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD ON THE PLANET! WITH MINIMAL EFFORT!? Does that bother you? That YOUR EGO is the only thing standing between me and the byproducts of my own mind? All your effort for NOTHING! NOTHING! Not a GODDAMN thing! All your lives... Rendered meaningless... By MY abject, singular, and inherent superiority. BEHOLD! MY LIFE! God's chilling wind sent to shear to their bones all of the liars in Hell."

by Hym Iam September 1, 2023

good looks

what douchebag football players say when you give them the homework answers

Regular ass person: “Here’s that homework that you kept asking for dumbass”
Football player: “good looks”

by whytrywhenyoucanfly September 9, 2023

looks good on Zillow

A phrase used to describe a property that appears attractive and desirable online, but turns out to be disappointing and flawed in person. Often caused by misleading photos, inaccurate descriptions, or hidden defects.

We thought we found our dream house, but turns out it only looks good on Zillow. The roof was leaking, the basement was flooded, and the neighbors were noisy.”

by Friendlyreader July 9, 2023

Looks like Vegas

One of the best fucking questions Doug Walker could ask

Doug: It looks like Vegas. Why does it look like Vegas?
Jamie: Probably because you're a fucking looney

by Senator Foreskin July 14, 2023

Made You Look

A song by Meghan Trainor, released in October 2022. Its lyrics go:

I could have my Gucci on!
I could wear my Louis Vuitton!
But even with nothing on, bet I made you look!
(I made you look!)

Friend: Do you know Meghan Trainor’s song “Made You Look”?
Me: The one where she sings about her Gucci and stuff? Yes, I do!

by Yamato Yamamoto July 17, 2023

Look at the tomatoes on that one

When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake all directions.

Hahaha, look at the tomatoes on that one.

by Jean_Cocteau July 20, 2023