The act in which a man is havng a foursome in which one women is giving head while the other two are simotaneously taking off his ski boots. The ecstasy is said to be too much for one man to handle...
by umichmatt January 8, 2010
Get the Boot Jobmug. by Sir Lazlo December 3, 2018
Get the lube jobmug. Being employed to sit around and accomplish little to nothing, the rare time you actually show up to work.
"Man this state job is so easy, even though I was late to work today it didn't matter, my boss was all hung over and watching reruns of Dukes of Hazard on his small black and white tv"
by Anonymous August 21, 2003
Get the state jobmug. The accidental contact of penile region and hand of a fellow bro. Often occurs while walking in a pack of bros. Instant denial ensues after the contact.
In the locker room yesterday i turned around too quickly in the shower and gave Derek his first Brah Job. He lost his Brahginity to me.
by johnydollar September 11, 2011
Get the Brah Jobmug. Improbable natural impregnation because:
1. A woman is grossly unattractive.
2. A man is so unattractive/ineffectual/impotent that he could in no way father a child claimed to be his.
3.A woman's promiscuity brings paternity into doubt.
1. A woman is grossly unattractive.
2. A man is so unattractive/ineffectual/impotent that he could in no way father a child claimed to be his.
3.A woman's promiscuity brings paternity into doubt.
1. Jesus, man, she's so ugly I wouldn't breed with her even if it was a spoon job.
2. Yeah right, it's his! Must have been a spoon job.
3. She'd have more chance of knowing who the father is if it were a spoon job.
2. Yeah right, it's his! Must have been a spoon job.
3. She'd have more chance of knowing who the father is if it were a spoon job.
by DeepThort December 13, 2008
Get the spoon jobmug. Lip Job: synonym for "making out""kissing" "necking"; describes only going so far as to kiss someone when describing a drunk or sober hook-up.
Friend: So how far did you guys go last night?
Friend#1: Nothing too serious, I just gave him a lip job.
Friend: Tonight was crazy- I got five lipjobs from five different guys.
Friend#1: Nothing too serious, I just gave him a lip job.
Friend: Tonight was crazy- I got five lipjobs from five different guys.
by Bellacita25 October 21, 2010
Get the Lip Jobmug. When one receives a blow job or hand job, preferably a blow job, while playing Skyrim.
The ultimate turn-on for all those gamers out there spending their lives fighting off the evil with their potions as their girlfriend slays their junk in the funnest way possible.
The ultimate turn-on for all those gamers out there spending their lives fighting off the evil with their potions as their girlfriend slays their junk in the funnest way possible.
"Hey man, wanna come to the movies with us tonight?"
"Nah man, my girlfriend just finished making me a sandwich and is giving my a Skyrim Job right now."
"Holy shit dude no way!!!"
"I fucking love this game."
"Nah man, my girlfriend just finished making me a sandwich and is giving my a Skyrim Job right now."
"Holy shit dude no way!!!"
"I fucking love this game."
by BeastlovesHarlot January 5, 2012
Get the Skyrim Jobmug.