Jams

what park jimin doesn’t have

namjoon: Jimin you got no jams

by okayiknow November 13, 2020

jimins jams

a very cringey and unfunny overused joke that new bts fans use

army: look at this picture of jimin! He's so pretty
no jammer: jimins jams LOL 😹

by dwlvrs January 21, 2021

jam maker

A woman who loves to make jam, cakes, or pies or just take care of her man.

Bob's wife is a "jam maker", she picks him up when he's drunk and drives him home, staring at him adoringly.

by Lee Sheldon September 17, 2007

Jammed up

Jammed up is when you are
1. So fucked up on you cannot be understood

2.Worked up about something

3. Stuck in a pickle

4. When you are caught doing something bottom of the barrel

Dude did you hear AARON Paul was Badly Jammed up last night, he got caught banging a 3

by Shimmaster69 August 8, 2024

Floor Jam

Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.

3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon

Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve

Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”

by P73 Fox May 31, 2025

Ma’am jam

A traffic jam created by two or more moms who stop to chat in a doorway, oblivious of the crowd behind them.

Shep thought he could make it out of the gym before the concession stand closed, but he didn’t count on the inevitable postgame ma’am jam.

by Dorkmuffin April 28, 2019

jam-club

When your neighbours on either side want to exclude you from their social circle.

You wouldn't understand Luke, it's jam-club

by Definitely not Luke it's dave November 20, 2020