The love of my life! Best man i’ve ever met, in character, emotional depth, and soul. Jacob, you know how to love me. I am eternally glad I met you and in every life i’d do it over and over again. Thank you for choosing me to be yours, it is truly an honor.
by Maggie May <3 November 7, 2025
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Person 1: Oh I heard you're really close to Jacob. He fucked me over lmao
Person 2: He does that a lot but he's wayyyy different on the inside.
Person 2: He does that a lot but he's wayyyy different on the inside.
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The huzz spoke in hushed whispers about Jacob Frost, whose decrepit and grotesque appearance was matched only by the foul stench that lingered in his wake.
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by adudewhoknowsjacob July 29, 2018
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Women1 : "Stop talking to me Jacob"
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