When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.
Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.
by JABRU24 August 13, 2023
David: why did you punch that random Asian dude on the street? Seemed out of hand
Johnny: slow down David, he was a Crazy Bruce Lee
Johnny: slow down David, he was a Crazy Bruce Lee
by handy hickster April 13, 2021
by The real definitions of urband November 04, 2021
When either
a) You weren’t listening.
b) You couldn’t care less.
c) You want them to quit talking.
d) You weren’t listening, you couldn’t
care less, and you want them to quit
talking.
a) You weren’t listening.
b) You couldn’t care less.
c) You want them to quit talking.
d) You weren’t listening, you couldn’t
care less, and you want them to quit
talking.
Person 1: “Did you hear about the collision from the other day? Someone drove off the road and hit a family :( ”
Person 2: “Damn, that’s crazy”
Person 1: “It’s so tragic isn’t it?”
Person 2: “Yeah wow that’s crazy”
Person 2: “Damn, that’s crazy”
Person 1: “It’s so tragic isn’t it?”
Person 2: “Yeah wow that’s crazy”
by bigdoghayden69 March 30, 2023
by Queenz Skinz January 25, 2011
by OG_GOD! November 04, 2022