Irish

a person who truly understands that humble tuber, the potato.

during the Irish famine, the potato saved lives boy…

by natchoman March 4, 2024

Irish Breakfast.

For Adults, Some bread and jam, really thats just it. Or for a kid its a cereal.

9 year-old John ate an irish breakfast.

28 year-old Dave at an irish breakfast on the train to work experience.

by manofwordmaker March 16, 2024

Irish Big Mac

When you meet a guy on St. Patrick’s Day and their meat, cheese, and special sauce makes you itch.

Thanks man, your Irish Big Mac got me a penicillin shot!

by drippins March 16, 2024

Irish suprise

The act of fucking after you came once

He gave me an Irish suprise after he came

by Tcaoblacko March 22, 2024

Irish Oral

To perform fellatio on an erected penis through a freshly cultivated russet potato until completion.

I heard after rugby on the pitch Sean took Declan down to the bog and gave him a starchy Irish oral.

by Spuddy O’Shlong March 23, 2024

irish wind chime

Dead IRA members hanging from a tree

We hung those IRA bastards by the neck and made Irish Wind Chimes

by Man U for life March 24, 2024

Irish Thwack

To soak a mans penis into a pint of guinness and then slap a womans face with said guinness soaked penis.

Person A: Where was bob last night
Person B: I heard he was giving his wife the irish thwack
Person A: My Goodness!

by Sloth50Cal March 28, 2024