Oyster Soup

The act of a guy jerking off into his bellybutton, sprinkling in oregano, then scooping the mixture into a shot glass to drink it once it becomes room temperature

"Last night I was hungry AND horny, so I made some oyster soup."

by SloopingSlewBear March 2, 2018

Fell for the soup

To naively walk into a setup or situation that's embarrassing or ends badly, especially when trying to be helpful, kind, or unsuspectingly cooperative. Usually implies that the person should have known better, but got blindsided anyway. Often due to being too nice, too trusting, or just not thinking it through.

“She swore her ex was ‘just a friend.’ Fell for the soup hard.”

“Manager asked if I could ‘just stay 10 minutes late.’ Two hours later… yeah, I fell for the soup.”

“He promised he just needed a ride across town. Ended up dragging me to three different stops. Fell for the soup.”

by poisondaggers September 26, 2025

Slime Soup

Taking a bath with friends in a non-sexual way. These friends may also be referred to as 'slimes'. Bath does not require any special additives.

"Wow I'm really dirty."
"Shall we go for a Slime Soup to wash off?"

by DonkeyFishTaco September 6, 2025

Claduce Soup

Claduce Soup is preformed when one person proceeds to cannibalize another human being and turn them into soup, but separating the organs from the feces. Feces will be force fed to a infant and the soup is distributed among clueless strangers the next day.

“I can’t go to the party tonight i’m babysitting and going to preform the Claduce Soup”

by speedythespeedster February 20, 2021

Soup Burger

The most disgusting thing you could do with a Big Mac and leftover soup. Just think buns, pickle, ketchup, cheese but with soup in between.

Person 1: Ay, whad is dis?🤨
Person 2: Ah, Jim made a Soup Burger again, din he?😦
Person 1: That jackass! Who do ya in gad’s name likes dat shit, eh?🤬
Person 2: Jim, das who!😤

by whoknowyouknow May 28, 2022

soup

a lesbian cat who has a weird obsession with doctor who.

Did you hear soup talking about the tenth doctor? talk about a pain in my ass

by roman416 December 6, 2021

Soup

Stuff you slurp when you’re sick of someone’s bullshit.

*Something annoying happens*
“man fuck that my soup’s gettin cold”
Or

*something annoying happens*
“Hi yes can I get the chicken noodle soup bc I’m sick of your shit”

by C@ndyc@ne October 22, 2018