Human Rights

you don’t have these if ur name isn’t max

person 1: “hey-“
person 2: “is ur name max?”
person 1: “no”
person 2: “then shut up challenge, when the government said ‘human rights’, they never meant you. #SILENCEUNMAXVOICES”

by lilispad June 15, 2021

Humanhazard

A human hazard is an annoying,irritating person who gets on ur nerves. You also call people named Azzy human hazard

Person one: your such and humanhazard

Person 2: no I’m not!!

by Rubyphoba July 19, 2021

Human Decanting

When a man self-catheterizes to empty their bladder, refills it with wine (usually red wine), and serves partygoers by emptying their wine-filled bladder into their glasses

Make sure to bring a catheter to the human decanting party in case you're picked to be the server!

by shamdog6 July 21, 2021

Human Submarine

1.(adjective) A pregnant woman swimming

240000000000: (noun) a submarine made of human flesh

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by amogusrule34 July 23, 2021

Humaas

Fat cock

You are quite the Humaas

by anonymous August 5, 2021

Humaas

Fat COCK

You are quite the Humaas

by yourmumgay1936 August 5, 2021

Human projectile

When you weren't wearing a seatbelt and was shot out of the windshield in a car crash effectively becoming street meat.

"Remember kids if you don't use a seatbelt you will become a Human projectile!"

by ThunderclashPrime October 27, 2021