When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.
by Ronny Vegas May 8, 2018
Get the Jerk from Homemug. by AlliedApe October 27, 2021
Get the take someone home with ya?..mug. "home home" is basically willber making fun of "basic White moms" or just" Karen's" its a cringy sign that says home, home or "home its like my work but whit kids" or "home sweet home" if you want to hear it shorter it just a cringy sign that is making fun of "basic white moms" its like a ritual you can put your hand on it and say"home home" and it just shows how basic white mom look at the sign in target or in ther kitchen. :)
by Your bigest willber fan:) uwu April 5, 2021
Get the Home, homemug. Love has a strange way of finding out
Everything in your heart
Strangest of all is you never know
Just what it is that's tearing you apart
Seasons may pass, summers come and go
Dreams flashing through your mind
Love is something that you dream about
Something that you left behind
Better run home girl as fast as you can
Come home girl while you still can
Run home girl as fast as you can
Because someone's gonna be waiting
When you get home
Time has a strange way of reaching out
The years turn to yesterday
Reach out a hand, try to grab the past
Stop it all slipping away
Happens to you almost anywhere
A flash before the storm
Just reach out a hand, try to touch her face
Only to find she is gone
Just like I told you again
Better run home girl as fast as you can
Come home girl while you still can
Run home girl as fast as you can
Because someone's gonna be waiting
When you get home
Never known love burn so bright
Little girl could have been so right
We could have been so happy
I won't be there
Better run home girl as fast as you can
Come home girl while you still can
Run home girl as fast as you can
Because someone's gonna be waiting
When you get home
Love has a strange way of turning round
When happiness turns to pain
Something that you thought you had has gone
Everything in your heart
Strangest of all is you never know
Just what it is that's tearing you apart
Seasons may pass, summers come and go
Dreams flashing through your mind
Love is something that you dream about
Something that you left behind
Better run home girl as fast as you can
Come home girl while you still can
Run home girl as fast as you can
Because someone's gonna be waiting
When you get home
Time has a strange way of reaching out
The years turn to yesterday
Reach out a hand, try to grab the past
Stop it all slipping away
Happens to you almost anywhere
A flash before the storm
Just reach out a hand, try to touch her face
Only to find she is gone
Just like I told you again
Better run home girl as fast as you can
Come home girl while you still can
Run home girl as fast as you can
Because someone's gonna be waiting
When you get home
Never known love burn so bright
Little girl could have been so right
We could have been so happy
I won't be there
Better run home girl as fast as you can
Come home girl while you still can
Run home girl as fast as you can
Because someone's gonna be waiting
When you get home
Love has a strange way of turning round
When happiness turns to pain
Something that you thought you had has gone
And somehow things will never be the same
That hurt gets so bad as the days go by
A hurt that no drug can cure
There's only one thing that can satisfy
There's only one thing I'm longing for
Better run home girl as fast as you can
Come home girl while you still can
Run home girl as fast as you can
Because someone's gonna be waiting
When you get home
Better run home girl as fast as you can
Come home girl while you still can
Run home girl as fast as you can
Because someone's gonna be waiting
When you get home
That hurt gets so bad as the days go by
A hurt that no drug can cure
There's only one thing that can satisfy
There's only one thing I'm longing for
Better run home girl as fast as you can
Come home girl while you still can
Run home girl as fast as you can
Because someone's gonna be waiting
When you get home
Better run home girl as fast as you can
Come home girl while you still can
Run home girl as fast as you can
Because someone's gonna be waiting
When you get home
by Death Menace August 18, 2023
Get the Run Home Girlmug. 
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 7, 2022
Get the drive you homemug. The act of stripping oneself in a Metro train or station platform. Then you proceed to ejaculate near a D.C. landmark such as the White House, Capitol, etc.
Joe (talking to Lucas on his phone): Yo! So I heard that Obama gave Trump a D.C. Mobile Home.
Lucas (scoffs): Lord knows Trump deserved it.
Lucas (scoffs): Lord knows Trump deserved it.
by Big shot 91 June 6, 2016
Get the D.C. Mobile Homemug.