smegma god

sits all day and works on spread sheets. hoodie covered in schmeggy

Ryan Hubbard is the smegma god.

by EmperorAidan June 21, 2017

nut god

A nut god is a man who can nut largely and repeatedly to a girl even if he's nutted 1 time already Nut gods are usually black dude's but can be other races

Tiffany: My man is a nut god
Brescia: For real?
Tiffany: Yeah he nutted 3 times and it was alot

by The Universal Exploiter March 18, 2018

God and Gains

God and Gains is the act of any biracial children dumping their girlfriend of two years with the excuse of Temptation against God and lack of athletic dedication.

Guy 1: You see that lightskinned kid David over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, What about him?
Guy 1: He totally dumped his girlfriend over God and Gains

by Crack Dealer2255 May 14, 2018

stale-god

A non athletic faggot with no friends

That guy is such a stale-god.

by Jamaltheking February 19, 2017

pipe god

Normally describes a person very good at laying the pipe also known as having sex with girls. A pipe god also normally has sex with a lot of women.

Did you hear about John and Dianna?
Yep John is a pipe god he gets with so many girls!

by YRN smoove August 21, 2016

God's Lobotomy

When you capture a random person, cut vertically across their head, nut in their wound, while saying, "Amen!"

Man, how's Julie after that "God's Lobotomy"? She has not let herself near a church since...

by nut on thy forehead, amen. February 3, 2018

god banana

Banana... but god

damn I saw that god banana in the store the other day and that ish was looking ripe.

by eek.momsharts January 14, 2017