ghost rats

1. A reasonable explanation of paranormal activity.
2. An explanation for any noise in house that you may not a have a realistic cause such as a cup being tipped over, floor creaking, door creaking, bag rustling, but nothing's there.

"These damn ghost rats in this house"!

by Raahradina September 23, 2013

ghost arming

when you lie on your arm until it goes numb and then masturbate so it feels like your being wanked off by someone else

that bird is so fit i am going to ghost arm to her when i get home.

i am sick of not having a girlfriend my arms gone blue from so much ghost arming.

by frogpubes October 5, 2013

ghost dancing

to dance directly behind someone for an extended period of time without their knowldege. Best if played as a game with a partner to see who can ghost-dance the longest period of time.

Did you see me ghost dancing that guy for an entire song?!

by wallywa March 13, 2012

Ghost Ride

A sexual act in which sexual intercourse occurs while one of the participants is asleep (not in a rape kind of way though.) usually occurs after large consumptions of alcohol, middle of the night sex, or that early morning lovin

After that frat party last night, I was so drunk i blacked out during having sex. My Girl Friend continued to ghost ride however, as i would have wanted.

by ghost rider August 6, 2012

Ghost toast

When you go ahead and take your turn to buy a round for your buddy, and you return only to find him passed out on the bar stool. Said scenario creates snowball effect, forcing you to toast to nobody and handle your drink like an adult.

Guy 1: your drink done bro?
Guy 2: byuaaaa, count me in on that big guy!
Guy 1: cool beans I'll right back, don't you go to sleep you on incoherent jerk!
Guy 2: myuhhhh huh!
(returning to the table with drinks several short minutes later)
Guy 1: you have to be fist fu@&ing me!!! Wake up guy 2!!!
Guy 2: ...........
Guy 1: no worries I'll just ghost toast myself bro! NAILED IT!!!

by The 2nd funniest guy in panama October 26, 2011

ghost grind

Ghost grind: the act of performing a dance of grinding sexual nature behind an unsuspecting person at the bar. Preferred ghost grinding music includes Ginuwine's "Pony," or Usher's "You Got It Bad." Or Usher's "Love in This Club."

Really anything by Usher is acceptable.

Dude. I've had about 13 cocktails and it's time to ghost grind on some dudes in here.

by meesh2011 November 10, 2011

ghost turkey

When it's Thanksgiving night, and the room is dark, and a gentleman offers a woman a bite of turkey leg, but when she opens her mouth he instead presents his genitals.

Happy Black Friday! By the way, last night, I gave the lady a ghost turkey.

by Francis L August 13, 2017