"I miss you!" Game

When you contact someone you haven't seen in a long time, and they will typically say "I miss you! We should hang out!/Lets meet up sometime!" However, when you go to make plans or contact them again. They never respond back or claim they are busy during that time.

Girl 1: Hey, haven't seen you since last day of school!
Girl 2: Aww yeah! I miss you so much! We should hang out :)
Girl 1: Cool lets make plans :D
Girl 2: *Never responds back*

- or -

Girl 2: I'm busy that day. *No further explanation*

Those are the two typical scenarios of the "I miss you!" Game.

"I miss you!" Game by ClaireLyons August 7, 2011

Road Game

When you have to take a shit at a place that is not at your home, or work, family or close friend. Everywhere else is playing a "road game".

It is much more difficult to win a "road game". Your shit always seems to be runny or farty,and the stench is always god awful on the road. You always avoid putting yourself in this situation even if it means you drive 1 hour to shit at home.

1. Peter was invited to a Super Bowl Party of his boss after just one week on the job. He made the mistake of letting his roommate drive, so he was stuck. During pre-game, Peter was sweating like a pig and realized he couldn't hold his shit back for the fucking 5 hour game. He was faced with an incredibly difficult "road game".

The only bathroom accessible to the party was in the middle of the kitchen. He exploded 3 parts liquid, 1 part solid, into the pot.

Needless to say Peter lost. Worse, the party host was out of TP in the bathroom and Peter had to ask for more.

Worst defeat ever. Complete shutout. 77-0 final score.

2. Sarah finally had to go. So Kevin pulled off the Jersey turnpike and Sarah shat all over the stall at the McDonalds. 28-7

3. Eric's train was 10 min away, but he couldn't hold his shit any longer. This was serious, Grand Central Terminal bathroom might be the worst on Earth. But Eric really had to shit.

Eric lost. He barfed before he shat because he sat in another guys puddle of crap and slipped on a thick turd, while two guys were butt packing in the next stall. Loss 55-3

4. Ralph just met his girlfriend's parents. Yet, the taco bell wasn't holding so a trip to the bath room to shit was urgent. Ralph asked where it was and Jenny's parents pointed across the kitchen. For the next 15 min, Ralph was farting, shitting and moaning as the 3 bean burritos and 2 soft tacos left his bowels. Fire sauce was a bad choice.

Jenny dumped Ralph the next day. 28-21

Road Game by Hamburger and Fries August 5, 2010

free game 

No cost social exchange or entertainment. An opportunity to mix things up.

I'd rather go back to high school than get my GED, because it's free game.

free game by cvthom October 18, 2008

Sheet Game 

This is a friendship-building game to see how well you know your friends. It requires a large, white bed sheet - the top sheet without the elastic corners. As the sheet hangs width-wise, you cut four tennis ball-sized holes equally spaced along the sheet.
Next, you pick the first player, who goes by 'PK' during the game. He stands on one side of the sheet and can optionally be blind-folded. His four best friends line up on the other side of the sheet and stick their schlongs through each of the holes in the sheet. The player must give dome to each of his four friends and try to guess the identity of each friend. A correct guess means that a new player is chosen and the game is repeated until everyone is tired.

We were going to hit the bars but instead, stayed home and played the Sheet Game.

Sheet Game by Juan SS July 23, 2010

buggar that for a game of soldiers 

I wouldn't even think about doing that
that is too godawful to even think about

you want me to be your training buddy for the marathon... buggar that for a game of soldiers!

buggar that for a game of soldiers by duck_man June 11, 2006

Anus Game 

A game where the player takes the title of a movie and substitutes one of the words for "anus". Originally made up by a thirteen year old who now resides in Northern Virginia.

The Anus Game:

"Fun with Dick and Anus"

"The Anus who would be King"

"Indiana Jones and the Anus of Doom"

Anus Game by resto776 September 27, 2009

Whip game 

If your whip game is strong, it means that you have a sweet ride or a nice vehicle.

Man, that guys whip game is strong.

Whip game by whipgamekilla January 14, 2015