Fun Cuck

When your partner goes out to get plastered with their friends while you sit at home like a loyal loser, only to be summoned later to play chauffeur like some pathetic Uber driver with feelings. Bonus points if they come back flirting with strangers and you still say “Did you have fun, babe?”

I was fun cucked on the weekend. My wife went out her friends got shitfaced and apparently made out with some guy on the dancefloor. I only know because she accidentally told me in the Maccas drive thru when she made me pick her up.

by Matman79 April 25, 2025

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Fun on the tracks

Forced fun. Where the sense of enjoyment is created artificially. As if the good times were on train tracks.

‘Let’s play ring of fire’

‘Idk mate sounds like fun on the tracks to me’

by Loz.a July 22, 2022

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butthole fun

Sticking it in without knowing it’s a dude and enjoying it ever so slightly and regretting it afterwards but going back for more

Dude I accidentally had butthole fun last night when I was wasted

by Cbbobb January 9, 2018

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fecal fun fest

A festival at burning man in which people celebrate the worlds greatest shits.

Jim: Hey Ted are you going to the fecal fun fest
Ted: No
Jim: Fuck Off!

by FecalFun12345 November 18, 2015

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Fun dipped

When you’re engaged in intercourse with a partner you are not fond of with the lights off, get her to slobber all over your penis and dip it in the urn of one of her lost loved ones (lost pets are fine as well) and proceed to engage in more oral, causing an abrupt end to both the intercourse and the relationship once she turns the lights on.

Dude sally made a scene last night at the party, how did you get her to break up with you so fast?

Was easy, i took note of how important sallies grandmother was to her and I Fun dipped her

Dude you’re going to hell

by Moisty merry April 15, 2023

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