Screen door stinks

When someone looks so dirty or looks like they come from a dirty house.

His clothes are dirty his hair is a mess it looks like his screen door stinks.

by MissAmerika521 January 25, 2024

The Doors

A bitchin rock band from the late 60s to the early 70s headed by lead vocalist- Jim Morrison, organist- Ray Manzarek, guitarist- Robby Krieger, and drummer- John Densmore. Only had two #1 singles which was Light My Fire and Hello, I Love You, but has mind-blowing tracks such as The End, When the Music’s Over, Love Her Madly, and Riders on the Storm and underrated tracks such as Summer’s Almost Gone, Waiting for the Sun, The Soft Parade, and Hyacinth House. Their popularity was ignited by rebellion as well. Also a great band to listen too while having sex with that special someone.

Me: Black Sabbath and The Doors are the two greatest bands of all time.

Morgan: The Beatles and The Rolling Stones are better.

Me: They are good too but they are for blowing your mind and as for The Doors, your mind is already gone. Furthermore, thats how better The Doors are.

by Girls ❤️ shafts May 22, 2019

Classic poop in a bucket above a door trick

When someone walks through a door boobytrapped with a bucket of poop above the door.

"watch out Ronnie we gotta make sure Mark doesn't pull the Classic poop in a bucket above a door trick"

by 420M@n360FU February 4, 2024

National door day

A day where everyone appreciates doors (not automatic 😩)

Person 1: what’s the day today?
Person 2: national door day!
Person 1: oh thanks!

by Lmao itz frostyy November 1, 2021

Back Door Handy

A Threesome sexual Position where a woman lays over the lap of a male and reaches behind her to give him a hand job while the third person performs anal on the woman in such a way that the two men optimally climax simultaneously.with little thought to the woman's satisfaction or pleasure....typical dirtbag position.

Hey Graham lets slay a Back Door Handy today. my girlfriend's sister's looking hot and my gf is mad at me anyway.....sooooooo?

by flapjackal September 3, 2015

dump door

The doors to your butt hole..

I was bending over and my dump doors almost let loose I would have crapped my pants

by Shiftylou February 17, 2017

Mexican door knober

Fuck a girl during oral sex then lob her at a door and try to get her clunge to land over the door handle.

Ross: Dana that was the best god damn blow job ever!

Dana: I'm glad you enjoyed it.

*Ross lobs Dana at a door*

Ross: FUCKING BULLZ EYE! WHAT A GREAT MEXICAN DOOR KNOBER!

Dana: My hairy mufff hurts now!

by Danafucker2024782 June 24, 2011