Deep-poop-dick Curse

When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.

Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.

by Lazyeye Gibbins December 4, 2021

Jayda Deep

unintentionally getting k-holed at a gig or festival after having an extra cheeky bump (or pinch)

Accidentally got a little too wonky on the k, I went Jayda deep and Jayda G

by Beaver-man July 5, 2022

Deep throater

Catarina the sexiest Portuguese beaner that turns into a feigner when she sees my wiener

Guy 1:”Damn whos that?”
Zach:”Thats the deep throater cat last night i smashed and made her show me the car fax.”
Guy 1:” Thats right fool youre a lowk.”

by Tinwaysthedisgrace July 6, 2022

Deep In The Beans

Deep in the beans is a phrase that means exactly what you need it to mean. When you’re at a loss for words to describe how you’re feeling, man are you deep in the beans.

Jake: “Did Max get any sleep last night?

Ben: “No man he’s really deep in the beans.”

John: “Sorry I’m late, I guess I’m just deep in the beans today.”

by AbleAlways July 17, 2022

Deep Bendy

The sex position in which the woman starts in cowgirl on top but does a backwards plank, creating a deeper penetrative sensation for her whilst the penis experience a shape shifting phenomenon aka bending.

sandpiper: i kno u like it in the a$$ butt u wanna tri smth knew.
elephant: sure, i read in cosmopolitan about this cool new position!
sandpiper: the deep bendy??
elephant: yup, let’s do it!

by dctworker6 July 19, 2022

Deep Creek Belt Buckle

When a bald headed Irish man positions his freshly shaven bean bag uncomfortably within his trouser zipper, walk around for hours at the club with only a few select meat gazers, celebrities, and ladies noticing, and doesn’t even need a moisturizer.

When asked if you want to see the Deep Creek Belt Buckle, don’t look down!

Wow! Although the cheeseburger moved to a slider, that Belt Buckle sure is impressive!

Irish Guy: Hey I love the work you’ve been doin, check out my belt buckle…
Actor: Cool!

Irish Guy: I’m going to put the beans away
Group: please don’t, it’s actually wierd when they aren’t out!

by Rick&Donnie July 22, 2022

It’s not that deep

When a soy boy/girl, takes a situation too far and you have to remind him that it’s not that deep.

Leah - I’m so so sorry I forgot your birthday, I’m literally the worst friend ever uwu

Dom - It’s not that deep, smh

by Prepaidgarlic July 25, 2022