dirty narwhal

After the act of protected anal sex, remove the condom and blow it up and put it on your forehead. Then proceed to flop around.

After I fucked Sarah I "dirty narwhaled" to the supermarket.

by The dirtiest of narwhals. November 1, 2017

Dirty Mixer

A Dirty Mixer is when you mix a combination of excrement, ear wax, belly button fluff and snot all on your finger and then eat it.

Yoo where you at Zanders party last night, Adam was so wasted and ate Liams huge Dirty Mixer .

by Jump2ShootShoot2Jump January 16, 2018

Dirty Gopher

The game of shitting, and then sucking it back into your anus before it can fully leave your body, like that of a gopher leaving it's hole.

Skeet: Yo Jimmy I was hogging the bathroom with Dirty Gophers all night last night

by GasMaskOverdrive December 5, 2017

Dirty Arm

A sexual move where one partner kneels behind the other partner and reaches through the legs to sexually stimulate the other person, with the arm pressed agaisnt the buttocks, betwixt the cheeks.

Give me the ol' dirty arm baby, daddies feeling crazy tonight.

by Christian Zubia March 8, 2018

dirty shakir

FUCK ME TONIGHT DADDY YES

Oh yea fuck me

Dirty shakir

by Baby a triple June 7, 2018

Dirty Sanka

Using freeze dried, instant coffee for a coffee enema.

Usually happens when the slut you bring home tells you she’s into coffee enemas but you are out of fresh brew so you improvise using the jar of Sanka instant coffee that’s been in your cabinet for five years.

I was pumping that slut’s ass full of coffee with the enema bag but she said it wasn’t quite like she usually feels. She asked if I was using Starbucks but I admitted to giving her the dirty Sanka.

by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018

Dirty Can

The process of slamming alcoholic beverages.

Guy 1: Hey man, what did you do this morning?
Guy 2: I absolutely dirty canned a whole case.

by Skidaddy September 15, 2018