cum clot

What you get when you don't piss for a while after sex. Sometimes results in a little bleeding.

Damn, I fucked this skanky ho and a few hours later I tried to piss, but I had painful cum clots that hurt like a bastard.

by Steve (from near Denver) January 21, 2006

cum fight

Proceeding the act of intense physical stimulation of the male genitalia, the female will transfer any ejaculate directly from its place of residence to the facial region of the aforementioned male. a brief struggle ensues eventuating in the even distribution of ejaculate across both parties faces.

There's no winner in a cum fight.

person1; I'm sick of my girlfriend starting cum fights.
person2; You'll just have to masturbate more so there's not enough cum to start one.
person1; Sweet :)

by naughty ninja November 25, 2009

cum breakfast

A delicious breakfast of jism.

A derogatory nickname.

"That girl sure had a good cum breakfast this morning!"

"Man, Ryan is such a cum breakfast!"

by jimbo5150 November 30, 2009

cum stretch

That pain u get when ur cum sticks to ur skin and slowly peels off as the day goes by....

I did not wipe the cum off of my dick so i got a cum stretch all day...

by SGN FATAL1TY 23 September 10, 2007

cum cannon

when you cum in someone's ass and they fart and the cum flies everywhere

Larion: Want to do a cum cannon
Laquisha: That shit nasty but ok

by AutisticNigger12345 April 14, 2017

Cum whale

Fat people that eat cum

Yo fat ass your a cum whale

by Asskicker#fuckyou January 21, 2017

cum face

a girl with cum on her face

Suck it good cum face

by tellitstraight September 18, 2007