Someone you have a crush on that you want to be in quarantine with so that you can spend two weeks together at home alone.
by secr3tuser March 17, 2020
Get the Corona crushmug. by 3651 May 29, 2024
Get the Super Crushmug. by Schpea July 4, 2023
Get the Crush o’clockmug. Having a crush on someone but not a big crush you think that their cute but that’s not main crush. If you’re main crush rejects you then your back crush will be your new main crush.
by anonymous December 7, 2024
Get the backup crushmug. To get fucked
by BAXKKDOORSAVI February 28, 2024
Get the Crushedmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025
Get the The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatrymug. When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.
"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016
Get the Crushed the Eggsmug.