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Captain Obvious

A person who states painfully obvious facts or statements very loudly or repetitively.
Dude: Man, I think that guy just blew you off Jessica.
Jessica: Thanks, Captain Obvious
by Xcain February 28, 2020
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captain woody

A man that has some good sex with a nice size penis.
Can't take it anymore captain woody.
Captain woody your sex is the bomb.
by Mrs Fantasy December 10, 2013
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Captain Newbmeister

One who is new to an event (such as a video game or forum created to flame or insult each other) and says something EXTREMELY stupid and becomes the King of the most ignorant sayings that have ever been expressed there.
Oh nos! We now have a new Captain Newbmeister!
by Drache September 8, 2003
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captain save a hoe

throwing pearls at a swine. someone who tries to change a hoe who cant be changed or wont.
that guys a captain save a hoe, a rich client of a prostitute
by pinhe_ad December 23, 2023
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loose captain

A phrase commonly used in Philadelphia, meaning that the person’s mental faculties are basically not working normally because of either a drug/narcotics problem or serious mania of schizophrenia, bipolar, or BPD. In this phrase essentially, the captain is a metaphor for the person’s mind and loose means they have basically lost it.
“you see that fellow, Matthew?”
“yes, something does not seem normal”
“Exactly, he has lost his mind. His mind is a loose captain . He has been like that for a while.”
“Oh, the captain is loose? That saddens me.”
by phillyjoe555 February 26, 2024
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captain kidd

the man who made our cause that is just (grugang) the legend himself and friend of Alphard. his legions generals include Dr.Donk Ryuji red sent and Marcus
by dracon56 November 12, 2020
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Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.
I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!
by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024
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