by Icosalord March 19, 2022
Get the Captain Novolinmug. by someone you will never know August 17, 2017
Get the captain stupidmug. This man will fuck anything! He doesnt produce babies he shits them out eats them agin and jizzes them out!
by Fuckboi sucks good March 25, 2016
Get the captain carlosmug. A god of basketball and fishing. He is always wet and can make a shot from seemingly anywhere. While he runs his own fishing industry named Finn's Wet Fishes, he is almost never actually seen fishing. Instead, he frequently practices his basketball skills and has never once been observed missing a shot. Furthermore, there always seems to be a basketball hoop somewhere nearby at any point he has been spotted.
"Hey is that a fisherman over there?"
"that's no ordinary fisherman, that's Captain Finn!
don't you notice how wet he is?"
"Oh yeah, I see!
There he goes shooting his balls again"
"that's no ordinary fisherman, that's Captain Finn!
don't you notice how wet he is?"
"Oh yeah, I see!
There he goes shooting his balls again"
by Ripoler October 17, 2022
Get the Captain Finnmug. Someone that likes amrrica so much to the point where they hired a crew to make 2 movies we went to the war, became a superhuman, and saved the universe just because he likes America
by Thiccboy3000 October 7, 2020
Get the Captain Americamug. A small fellow, 5’7 or shorter who rows not only for himself but the greater good of America. Is typically seen in bow of a freshman 8 with his shield. Hates minorities with Riley during his off time.
by TommKent February 29, 2024
Get the Mini Captain Americamug. by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025
Get the Captain Longmug.