A male whore with a Drinking Problem; A not so attractive straight ProstaDUDE that sexes women for money; someone that sleeps with old women for money; a guy that can handle sexing Ugly Women(a NuglyFUCKER);
"She only had enough money for a Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"

"Never become the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010
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Sports Candy

Sports Candy is another nickname for fruits
this term originated from an Icelandic children's show called Lazy Town, a show that encourages kids to eat fruits and vegetables, exercise and play sports activities
by diosussybaka April 22, 2024
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Dirty candy

taping a piece of candy to the ass ready for a good ass eating
You ready to try the Dirty candy ?
by Dev_atar February 24, 2022
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Halloween candy

Something you can get if you go into the pedophiles basement on the amazing holiday we call hallo motherfuckin ween!
Want some Halloween candy? Your cute, you should take off your shirt!
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023
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Columbian Candy

A reference for Cocaine used in a business setting by a douchebag at inappropriate times in order to ruin one's career.
Regretfully, I won't be able to attend your Halloween party due to the lack of required Columbian Candy.
by DirthDirtdiver October 19, 2016
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candy cane anal

When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.
Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.
by THOT_EXTERMINATOR69 January 31, 2023
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randy candid candy raider

when someone goes around cadging stuff from others
that twert is just a randy candid candy raider
by Candyman Can June 23, 2018
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