Sex

Something you watch online, porn. Too bad you lonely virgin ass is never gonna get a taste of it.

I had sex with your mom and it was horny as fuck.

by GoneSinister February 17, 2019

sex

talking about your future with beloved person while holding hands and eating strawberry cheesecake.

person a: i want to have sex with you
person b: *tears of happiness*

by jesuschr April 15, 2019

Sex

#my life

What is sex to you. Almost everyone’s reply “#my life

by Warthogs and Elaphants September 8, 2018

Sex

1. Why
2. Did
3. You
4. Search
5. This

6. Up,
7. You
8. Nasty

Big ol' Jimmy: Hey Man, wanna play Minecraft?
Cleetus Joe: Sorry I was busy having sex. Yeah we can play.

by This gurl named Vsco September 25, 2019

sex

I thrust my body up and down but I couldn't feel anything. It had been over 10 minutes and I didn't know what to do. I moaned in pain, but I still couldn't feel anything down there. I opened the door, slowly stripped all of my clothes and sat down, twisting my big butt around and stretching out my asshole. My whole body was dripping with sweat. I heard my boyfriend say, "So, uh, are we gonna do it now?" I immediately felt something coming, but I didn't want to get caught. I had a huge load ready to burst out and I held it in. But then I got really horny and I said, "yes" I walked over to my boyfriend. "Why do you smell like baked beans?", he said. "hahahahaaa hohooo", I laughed. I spread my legs apart and grinded my stomach against him. Then I got really horny and I felt something coming.

"Uh, maybe we should have sex another time.", he said. "No. Hahahahaaa", I laughed in a deep, unsexy voice. Then I put my fat arms around him and fell over, putting all my weight on him. "This is really weird", he said holding his nose. My stomach pushed down against his dick. "Oh my god, did you get pregnant???" he said in disgust. I rubbed all of the moisture in my body on to him. Suddenly a shower of ejaculate spilled out of my vagina and a few seconds later the entire room was covered in greenish-brown shit. "EW", he shouted, "THAT'S IT. WE'RE BREAKING UP" and he left. "OOOH HOHOHOHOOOO" I laughed, rolling around in my own shit.

by pooperfart November 21, 2021

Sex

The act of inserting your penis into a woman’s vagina

Lilith was looking through the keyhole of the janitors room when Kelly and Michael were having sex.

by Ultimatesuperpopsinger January 6, 2020

Sex

Wtf you look this up because you were bored

He sexy

by Dlck March 6, 2021