Boner Doner

n. mistake donation

"Well, I think boner is another word for mistake, like 'I made a big boner in math class' so maybe Boner Doner means 'I donate mistakes.'" - Hubie's Mom

by mrsdubois October 12, 2020

Insta-Boner

Something EXTREMELY that gives guys boners the second they see it.

"We're so hot, we're totally insta-boners."

"Dude, have you seen Taylor? She's a total insta-boner."

by dianaandsavvy December 5, 2012

Boner Death

An event, action, or person that takes the joy out of a good time.

We had awesome seats to see our favorite band at Hollywood Bowl, but the concert got rained out. What a boner death!

by sonofagun7 October 10, 2008

boner phone

The secret mobile telephone you utilize for porn viewing pleasure. Typically this phone has a larger screen with sticky smudge marks across the screen.

"Man its a good thing my I use incognito mode on my boner phone, my girlfriend would be horrified knowing what I watch to beat off"

by Lee Keydong April 21, 2015

Bum Boner

The second boner of the day that you’ve had with your girl and you just know it’s going to last a long time so you’re saving it for her bum.

Baby your ass is so fine I hope to get a bum boner later for it.

by Jimmyxxxj9 August 28, 2021

boner cause

someone so sexy it causes you a boner

damn, man, that girl is some serious boner cause

by smartpanties123 December 25, 2013

Boner King

People Who Work at Burger King With Large Boners.

I Just Had Lunch at Boner King.

by Kjman February 16, 2015