jesus balls

a synonym for holy shit,oh shit!etc.

an interjection used for when your surprised.

Shouldn't be used if christian cause it is considered using his name in vain, but i do it anyways it is awesome.(i am christian)

Jesus balls! that thing is sweet!

Jesus balls! i love ice cream!

by chris_2191 January 30, 2008

Bleu Balls

Bleu Balls (French for blue) is nearly intolerable pain for a man. This happens when his balls swell to a larger size because of the lack of sex, unfinished blowjobs, and just not ejaculating when he should. Also can be brought on by getting overly excited over just seeing, touching or anything a woman ( or man) of his desire and not releasing the pressure of sperm or achieving orgasm.

Possible Cure: masturbation, sex, cold show, swimming

Women could understand the pain if they reflected on how they feel when their monthly period starts.

"I went out with the hottest girl last night but after I got home I couldn't sleep because I had a case of the bleu balls."

"My girlfriend keeps giving me bleu balls because she won't give it up."

"Sometimes I'd rather have a kick in the nuts then bleu balls."

by SeaPilot June 28, 2009

Ball Sacking

Streching your ball sack out into a fan formation and covering your partners face with the skin.

"I'm headin' out to some clubs tonight to find me a woman that's into some ball sackin'"

by Ghandi April 7, 2004

Cupping Balls

to place your hands on a friends testicles as a sign of sincere friendship or while driving a vehicle

When ever I'm out with a buddy I like cupping balls and letting him know he is special to me

by SIR said to me June 6, 2016

Turkey Balls

When a man's nutsack looks like that thing that hangs from a turkey's neck

As Maria watched porn with her boyfriend she couldn't help but notice that one of the actors had turkey balls

by Coneja July 7, 2009

Ball temperature

When u keep an item nestled in between your legs for an extended period of time, usually on road trips or events such as movies and concerts. The resulting effect is an item that retains the temperature of your balls 98.6 degrees and hotter. Usually ending in the annihilation of cold beverages.

Woman: Hey baby can u hand me that soda.
Guy: Sure, but its ball temperature.
Woman: God damnit!

by JordanTheDollarBill January 13, 2010

Choco Balling

To launch small pieces of poo at unsuspecting friends.

Look! Twelly's asleep! lets give him a good Choco Balling!

by Lille 06 February 16, 2006