maximum boner 

Maximum Boner is when you're horney as shit and your dick is at its maximum length

Guy: damn son cover up your maximum boner
Other guy: sorry

maximum boner by Maxi pad July 6, 2015

Perennial Boner Logistics

A complex schematic outline or diagram teaching a man how to get and keep a solid hard on for an extensive period of time.

No dude I can't hang out tonight, I have to watch a DVD on PERENNIAL BONER LOGISTICS. Im having a hard time getting it up and keeping it there too.

Perennial Boner Logistics by psylence July 11, 2015

tension boner 

An inconvenient erection, similar to a NARB, caused by penis being in compromised position due to underwear, seated position or posture usually occurs while driving within minutes of your destination.

So here i am driving lights and sirens to a call and i get a tension boner a block away

tension boner by doc rich September 22, 2015

vanilla boner 

Only being sexually attracted to normal sexual desires

Phil: Hey Rob, I just had the best orgasm.
Rob: Oh yeah, what porn did you watch?
Phil: Just Normal guy and girl.
Rob: Man, you really have vanilla boner, don't ya Rob?

vanilla boner by Espeoni October 10, 2015

friendship-boner

an instance wherein two or more friends haven't seen each other in a large amount of time so they get really excited to hang out together

The two employees that were friends hadn't worked together in so long that when they saw each other they got friendship-boners and nothing got done.

friendship-boner by Edumacatin' Y'all November 8, 2015

hype boner 

When you get so much hype, you pop a boner.

OMG BRO! THE NEW STAR WARS TRAILER GAVE ME A HYPE BONER

hype boner by Bananasalady December 15, 2015

boardroom boner 

When you get a raging hard on from day dreaming about sex in a boring meeting, often seconds before it ends.

Does anyone think Mike is paying attention to the presentation? Nope he's got a big boardroom boner! Quick take his briefcase and make him walk out proud.

boardroom boner by P90SEX June 10, 2016