slipper attack

The worst form of torture and the most powerful weapon of all time disguised as simple footwear with its following weapon: dad's belt

A:Hey have you seen C
B:yeah he died of slipper attack
A:poor guy

by panfruit October 11, 2021

Hard-attack

Random boner, getting a boner so hard that your brain starts to hurt.

She got me so wind up that I’m about to get a hard-attack.

by Quangbangspidermang June 29, 2019

Shark Attack

When you have a girl laying on a bed, naked, and you surprise her by sneaking into the room, while prone, and jumping up to give her oral sex.

Dude: How did you like that Shark Attack last night?

Girl: You scared the Shit outta me!

by KodsterJonester June 19, 2011

Panic attack

Uh oh scary

Karen had a panic attack when she found out SHE was the manager

by Heyghouls November 3, 2019