April 28

get angry at your girlfriend for no reason day

On april 28th everyone’s boyfriends got mad.

by anonymous43042 April 28, 2020

April 26

April 26th is the day the weirdest, most f*cakes up people are born.

The date: April 26
Person one: It's my birthday today!
Person two: Well that explains why you're so weird.

by uwu_lord October 9, 2020

april foolery

When everyone be like "lol I like you...APRIL FOOLS". Or when everyone makes fake food and pulls lame pranks.... IT JUST WASTES EVERYONE'S TIME.

Me: I'm tired of all this April Foolery, people should grow up.

by Dogeibits April 2, 2017

April 21

National alcohol and physics day. The ultimate way to celebrate April 21 is to drink alcohol in physics class🤪🥳🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

«Oh, your birthday is April 21? Lets get drunk in physics class today!»

by UndercoverAgent736 October 17, 2019

April 13

If your name is Alexis and you were born today girl let me just tell you YOUR MEAN

Friend: when’s your birthday?
Alexis: April 13th
Friend: YOUR MEAN

by Oh yes I did October 17, 2019

April 1

The best husband ever was born on this day🌹And he’s also the best basketball player 🏀

He’s born on April 1… He’s obviously a great husband😫

by June 13 July 2, 2021

April 27

National send soapy titty pics day

Him: you should send soapy titty pics
Her: why
Him: because it’s april 27th
Her: oh ok

by nutty24 April 27, 2022