Alabama Busdriver

The Alabama busdriver is a unique form of a shit fetish. Step one, find a busdriver and enter the bus. You will not get off the bus intil the busdriver is done with their route. Step two, cut off the busdriver before they leave the bus and deliver a swift neck jab to their jugular vein, thus incapacitating them. Step three, you defecate in their oral cavity. Step four, bound them to the seat of the bus and leave them until morning.

This Danm bus driver missed my stop, so I gave er the ol’ Alabama busdriver. That outta show her.

by SweatyButFart March 22, 2025

Alabama Lobster Fight

A unique sexual fetish with traced to to both Smiths Station, Andalusia, and Smut Eye Alabama. While engaged in 69 both participants urinate in the others face post orgasm.

I was face fucking this girl and she started an Alabama Lobster Fight with me.

by The Alabama Muff Diver November 8, 2019

Alabama

A place where black people come from and a place where people fuck there cousin or sister

Hay let's go to Alabama no I don't want to be forced to fuck my black cousin.

by Lil_j0hnny September 25, 2019

Alabama Straw

If you kiss her during anal, you're using her body as a straw to suck your own dick.

She helped me with the Alabama straw last week.

by Mfisc56 December 5, 2020

Alabama Meow

Where you accidentally have sex with your cat, because you've mistaken them for your sister.

Oh no, I've just done an Alabama Meow!

by Alabama Meow February 6, 2022

Alabama Poutine

French fries (McDonalds or otherwise) with a little bit of cum on half.

Would you like some of my Alabama Poutine? No. I don't like eating cum. It's only on the left side!

by BleepFace March 27, 2024

Alabama

The place where you can frock you family :)

Person1: ferb I know what we’re going to do today

Person2: frock our family in Alabama

Person1: no.. ferb did you eat the sugar on the table

by Snakes love rats :) November 23, 2021