by SovietKGB November 24, 2017
Shoving your fist so far up your sisters anus that you can open and close her belly button with her large intestine
Cleatus: W'hell, how'd it go fuckin' your sister last night, Tyler?
Tyler: It went great! I had one hell-of-a time doin' the Alabama Glove Puppet on my sisters booty-hole for my parents!
Tyler: It went great! I had one hell-of-a time doin' the Alabama Glove Puppet on my sisters booty-hole for my parents!
by alabama_glove_puppet_master September 07, 2021
The Alabama cheese spank is a sexual act when the male first covers his hands in melted cheese or nacho cheese. The male the proceeds to spank the female while using the cheese as lube
guy 1: dude my girlfriend and me did the Alabama cheese spank and now her pussy smells like cheese!
guy 2: well no shit its going to smell like cheese after that.
guy 2: well no shit its going to smell like cheese after that.
by epic man epic words September 09, 2021
The Alabama-Oreo-Dance-Off is a special event where partners stuff a sleeve of limited edition Coke Oreos inside their anus. The partners line dance until the tingling sensation of the coke cream filling prevents them from dancing, and seeps out onto the dance floor.
We would have won the Alabama-oreo-dance-off, but Billy-Ray's cream got onto the floor, causing us to fall and release our cream.
by Salamski September 13, 2024
When a partner puts one finger up your urethra and another on their opposite hand up your butt. More engaging if the penetrating party pretends they can't pull their fingers out
Person A: I've never had an Alabama Finger Trap that tight since my wife passed.
Person B: God rest her soul. Is that why you wanted to hook up at the funeral home?
Person B: God rest her soul. Is that why you wanted to hook up at the funeral home?
by ToiletsAblaze420 October 07, 2023
by GArycoleman870 January 30, 2018
pleasant grove Alabama is middle class town but don't be fooled if you think your safe your wrong, your neighbor is most likely a drug dealer and the park is the spot to shoot up some black tar, all the girls are hoes and if you been to the highschool you've most likely been jumped its also compared to hueytown just more ghetto and more lead in the walls
by oak Grove March 17, 2021