Alabama Thigh Rub

When your morbidly obese girlfriend walks a mile in the hot Alabama sun and comes home drenched in sweat, and later gets eaten out by her brother and 3 cousins.

“Damn Rufus yo sister is looking thick as fuck and mighty sweaty, looks delicious for your entire family.” “Dinner is served!”
“Ya I might have to give my sister an Alabama thigh rub”

by Young Joust December 17, 2021

Alabama Fuckface

An inbread dillinquent with a face that needs punching

Sophie Vegas is so incestuous, she is such a Alabama Fuckface

by Make Coldplay history December 18, 2021

Alabama Doughnut Toss

When you're in the shower, and you take a steaming shit into your hand and toss it into the toilet.

Jerome's stomach went off in the shower, and he tried to do an alabama doughnut toss. He missed and hit the sink.

by Slongdinger69 March 19, 2022

Alabama Slamma

When your girlfriend gives you the best handjob ever using two hands like she’s churning butter. Southern style.

Hey babe , can you give me an Alabama Slamma?

by ReggieAM March 29, 2022

Alabama Football

Being Alabama Football is being so good that you brainwash your biggest rivals into thinking they care about basketball.

I swear I've been a basketball fan my whole life. If our football team was good, I'd still care this much. This absolutely has nothing to do with getting my yearly ass whooping from Alabama Football. Now shut up; I have another Instagram story to post.

by AZWHOOPR January 25, 2022

Alabama Meow

Where you accidentally have sex with your cat, because you've mistaken them for your sister.

Oh no, I've just done an Alabama Meow!

by Alabama Meow February 6, 2022

Alabama Blunt

When you roll a blunt made from roaches from previously smoked blunts made from roaches.

We could smoke an Alabama Blunt if we wanna get hella lit?

by Ninjamole5333 February 10, 2022