Creepy Man

A man who follows you around who has the face of a pedophile.

Man, this old creepy man looks like Gru from Despicable Me and he's been following me around... holy shit call help

by ~rebelisity~ April 18, 2017

closet man

A man that you can "pull out of the closet" when you need something taken care of, then put him "away" when you he is finished with his "task"... ex-cutting the grass, giving orgasms, folding the laundry

Gotta call my closet man, I'm horny

by Farmerfox3 September 1, 2019

Mario Man

Mario Man is the scariest Mario cart player alive!!! He goes very flast in Mario cart 8, so you should be scared!!!!! Look out, when you get knocked off the tract during a race; it was most likely Mario Man!!!!!! He is not to be mistaken as Mario, because he is Mario MAN. He attended Yale University, and currently lives in Alabama building cars and racing! He also is in a serious relationship with his cousin Darcey!! They are getting in June of 2021!!!

Bro 1: OMG BROMAN, OMGGG BROOO!!! I just got passed by this sick dude in Mario Cart 8!!!!

Bro 2: NO WAY BROOOO!!! Broooo that’s loco!!!!
Bro 3: Was he flast???!!!???!!!
Bro 1: Yeah broooo, he was reallyyyy flast
Bro 3: It must have been Mario Man then Bro!!!

Bro 1: NO WAYYYY THE ACTUAL MARIO MANNNN
Bro 2: who is Mario Man...?
Bro 1 & 3: BROOOOO HE IS THE BEST MARIO CART PLAYER OF ALL TIMEEEE!!!!
Bro 2: Ohhhh he must be sickkkkkkk
Bro 3: oh yeah bro, he DEFINITELY is!!!

by Mario_man October 16, 2019

Intermanet Man

The Internet Man

David: Where did those kids come from?
Mark: It came with the building! The Intermanet man installed them there.

by studio b! December 23, 2008

Man Tang

A male's butt. Commonly associated with homosexuals.

Gay guys love some good man tang

by JT Super Bad January 29, 2007

Moka man

A respectable, handsome, young man who is right in all his ways and thoughts. He is the leader and not the follower, A man of the bush yet not stush and civilized . QRC men wants to be him.CIC men wants to meet him. We will be here forever trying to define the Moka Man

Hopefully one day you will have the pleasure of meeting a moka man
Don't be shy ask him question get his number.

Girl1: look over dey they coming
Girl2: who the sweet moka men

Qrc peasant: See dem let hide my girl from dem

He is a moka man

by Chosen1 November 13, 2019

Accessory Man

A surfer that has every piece of surfer gear imaginable and uses it all at the same time, regardless of whether the circumstances call for it.

Look at that accessory man trying to catch the tube.

by Beneski August 26, 2007