National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.

“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day”
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

throw short people day

on March 25th, you throw the shortest person in your area at 1:18pm

I threw Angie 50ft on throw short people day

by Mrdabman March 25, 2022

goal shorts

shorts you buy that are a bit too small and your goal is to lose weight to fit in them.

"oh my god! i finally fit into my size 7 goal shorts!"

by Alice13193 April 15, 2014

Jacob Short

The best frog that will ever happen to you. He eats the many bugs.

Shut up Jacob Short, you're a frog.

by GBL116 June 4, 2018

Porn Shorts

A man's shorts that are loose around the thighs which, whilst the wearer is seated in a legs-parted comfortable position, allow a half-scrotum to escape from the side into plain view of those directly opposite. These shorts are often old, well worn, piss-stained and grey in colour. The escape of the nut often happens at a meal-time and could be mistaken for a rogue scotch-egg - albeit a hairy one.

For fucks sake Dad... I have brought my new girlfriend around to meet the family and you have had to go and wear your Porn Shorts. She was just talking to Grandma and has been distracted by you left nut hanging like some sick Christmas tree decoration. Those shorts need burning before any more harm is done.

by normanstanleyfletcher August 4, 2025

Short King

A highly sarcastic phrase and obvious oxymoron, employed in hilarious mockery of the compulsively overcompensating, preposterously petite, inherently effeminate and doubtlessly delusional mental (and physical) midget universally loathed as the manlet. Additionally it represents the perfect example of peak manlet cope. Inflicted with catastrophic levels of manletism, brimming with manlet rage and having for decades nurtured the ironically colossal Napoleon complex that is ever-present inside of his pea-brained skull, the low IQ manlet is amusingly unable to see the biting satire implicit in the devastatingly depreciating description of himself as a Short King. Because it went over his tiny, little head. Ignorance is bliss. And so the silly manlet, moronically mesmerized by his manletism-induced delusions of grandeur, fails to realize that the whole world is backhandedly calling him a manlet all the time, until it finally dawns on him that Short King and manlet are synonymous and that there is no such thing as a Short King.

Manmore 1: Lol, why is that desperate and diminutive little manlet boy laboriously dragging around that stolen garden gnome over there? Manmore 2: It must be dwarven date night. Apparently the Short King has finally found his Prince Charming. Manmore 1: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 1, 2024

Short

When you are not tall

Yo dude you’re so short
No I’m fun sized
You’re even shorter than Tessa what do you mean

by MontgomereySallow February 15, 2020