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shit-faced

having reached the stage of consuming an undefinable amount of alcohol that the world according to yourself seems either:
a) pretty damn sexy
b) very loud
c) uncontrolably unstable
d) all of the above
Most likely, once you have reached this stage, the enjoyment lasts only until you become in contact with someone that you saw/attempted to speak to that night.
John was so damn shit-faced that night he forgot the bad ass things he got into
by Drunken Joe October 3, 2006
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fat shit

Look at Melissa the FAT SHIT. What a Jurassic B-tch! She's 5'4" 600 lbs black hair thick black glasses and a crack whore!
by Dark Knight6 February 5, 2022
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SHIT TALKER

a dumb bitch who needs to learn how to say stuff to your face. AND / OR grow the fuck up and quit talking about you, it's pointless.
THAT ONE BITCH TALKS SO MUCH SHIT SHE IS SUCH A SHIT TALKER WHO LIKE SO TOTALLY NEEDS TO GROW THE FUCK UP.
by REAAAL TALK ;) July 3, 2010
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retard shit

When you walk in to the bathroom and you can smell a nasty shit, but it also has a weird smell to it that could have not come from a normal human.
Man who shit in here? That's the strangest smelling shit ever. It must be a retard shit.
by the wonkey July 8, 2009
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Shit is real

another way to say times is getting tough or shit is getting harder.
joe: yo nigga i jus layed of work
tom: damn , shit is real nigga...
by somenigga1491 May 14, 2010
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shit far

Usually a response to a wild or outrageous story exclaimed in disbelief or awe by someone of Redneck heritage.
Bubba: Cletus done went & killed a 12 point deer out in the backyard.

Billy Jo: Shit Far!
by Heather November 9, 2004
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shits and giggles

Ya know, those were kids who lit stuff on fire just for shits and giggles.
by kayla denise May 16, 2009
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