Sloppy Bijan

When one lucky soul gets the dick and balls in their mouth at the same time.

That Bald Kevin guy offered me a Sloppy Bijan. Before I could ask what it was, my dick and balls were in his mouth. No homo. His mouth held onto the balls as good as Bijan.

by korn_134 October 23, 2023

Sloppy Bun

When a man ejaculates between your butt cheeks and slaps them together like a wind up monkey playing the cymbals.

And she wouldn't let me cum inside her, so I flipped her over and gave her some sloppy buns.

by chayjay December 7, 2013

Sloppy Santa

When a man gets a blowjob under the christmas tree.

" hey Joe, I got a sloppy Santa last night under the tree!"

by Mr&MrsWilliams December 7, 2021

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob where the giver has a lip packed with dip so the dip juice gets on the shaft. Popularized by The Goons. Typically seen in hillbilly communities.

"Yeah my cousin gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night."
"Oh nice did she use Copenhagen."

by Hackerax October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Mouth full of dip and giving blowjob.

Give me a sloppy Dallas.

by Jjvft October 15, 2020

Sloppy Austin

A sloppy joe with chicken instead of beef.

I had the best chicken sloppy Austin for lunch!

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

Sloppy poppy

A playful or exaggerated term for someone messily or enthusiastically sucking on a friends lollipop, often making loud smacking noises or creating a sticky situation. This is favorite activity of Ruslan Zhabagin. He always does that when he refers himself as Albert Enstein.

Torekhan would you let me give sloppy poppy to you?

by Mussell April 23, 2025