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The living hell most kids have to go through for so many fucking years of their life. School is not only a waste of a persons childhood, but is a waste brain cells. Kids will compare school to prison, because it has similar characteristics (if not the same) to prison. School crams useless information into kids brains and makes them regurgitate all of that shit on tests, and forget what they just "learned¨. And who can forget that "food" at the cafeteria. Cafeteria food is probably made of Styrofoam and animal ass. PE makes kids "get fit" and are called "lazy" if they cannot do what they are suppose to do in PE, even though they spend most of their time at school sitting on their asses.
Martin: I have 17 assignments to do before tomorrow.
Chris: I had detention for 3 FUCKING HOURS!
Jack: what did we just learn?
Martin: I have no fucking idea.
Chris: School is hell.
Jack and Martin: Agreed.
by superMinecraftcats December 11, 2019
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A style of business management which applies to people who rely solely on a SmartPhone as their source of email content and management information.

The practice seems to have originated from the Blackberry users who may now use other devices but say they are not as good as their Blackberry.

It involves reading the subject of the email plus optionally the first line, but then coming to a conclusion and maybe an important decision based on that, and not taking the time to read and understand the entire content of the email.
Dude, don't forget he went to the Blackberry business school, you are going to have to shorten it!!
by Twiggybloke February 23, 2011
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point clare public school

A crap school filled with racists and girls who fake tan.
Person1 hey I'm moving schools.
PERSON2 which school?
Person1 point clare public school!
Person2 No, trust me it is bad, okay?
Person1 Okay.
by Unkownanoymous December 14, 2023
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Jefferson High School

A school in Missouri where family is EVERYTHING.....literally they all marry their cousins to keep the community close. Only known for their basketball teams which have no relevance now because of a co-op taking place
Oh you went to JEfferson High school?
Yea!
Did you marry your highschool sweetheart?

Well yea! My momma and aunt set us up when we were born😂
by sam.terry03 November 10, 2020
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Tavares High School

The only school where someone finds a shopping cart and brings it into the courtyard.
Person 1: oh damn theres a shopping cart here
Person 2: yeah we're in Tavares High School
by monikagaming October 6, 2022
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alleynes high school

h block fuckin stinks like fanny and poo and old women bread that has been soaked in piss. everyones annoying and loud and sheeple. the headteacher looks like a white version of shrek with a pennywise hairline. new pregnancy every week.
ewwwww da hell you go to alleynes high school?????
by makapakalolll March 22, 2025
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bitterne park school

secondary school situated on a big hill in bitterne park, southampton, it is the DEADEST PLACE

i’m jk it’s actually not too bad….. the music department is top tier. the popular kids are from an entirely different realm however.

all the roadmen from year 7 thinking they’re on badness have somehow disintegrated because no one gives a shit anymore. the food is decent but was better in 2019 #bringbackbrownies. however they want to change the school logo and values which is actually scrap worthy because it doesnt need fixing.

some of the people are awful but mr ingamells is an absolute LAD. love him.

girls if you want a man from this school then run for the hills…. they’re all very unattractive.

EARA days actually slap though!

the headteacher is a little welsh man and he was involved in a student waterfight in the atrium because he thinks he’s on badness too. mr hellyer was the best head of year.

real talk, WHY is the building so ugly? what on earth are those random yellow squares on the walls?? and why is the field in the shape of an L
i love bitterne park school.

the best subject at bitterne park school is chemistry(said no one ever)
by phoebebuffay909 August 13, 2023
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