hold on to my mash

If a guy says hold on to my mash he means hold on to my dick

Max: “hold on to my mash”
Lara: “ew no!”

by ric4rdo October 3, 2021

charlie my dad

ah one of my beloved best friend. they are so amazing and cool. anyone would wish to be them. the most comforting and sweetest person ever. they are someone truly i would know how to live without. they deserve everything great and are always trying their hardest and doing the best. everyone should be so proud of them. i love you so much ur so epic dad B)

i had a bad day today but just talking to charlie my dad made my day 10382929 times better 😋🤲

by bigstinkybird October 3, 2021

Honey to my Crossiant

When two people perfectly fit together.

"Damian!"
"Whats up Trisha?"
"I think I met the Honey to my crossiant!"
"Whats their name?"
"Damian."

by Sorbet.Spots.Cringe October 3, 2021

Lyn my granddaughter

TRIED GIVING ME MONEY BUT ITS FAKE DONT TRUST LYN UGH SHE SAID SHE WAS GONNA UN GRANDDAUGHTER HERSELF BUT SHE CANT SO HAHAHA AND IM NOT GONNA EAT YOUR NOODLES

Lyn my granddaughter fuck you

by Mitsuba.ghost October 4, 2021

My cutie

My cutie also known as DD

Me:your cute
D: nah
Me: my cutie yes

by Nugget01 October 4, 2021

swimming in my pool

Having sex in a bathtub. Can be used in more than 2 people context or just 2.

JFK: "Hey! Let's all go swimming in my pool! And by pool I mean bathtub. And by swimming, I mean SEX-"

by ashtonirweeniedog October 4, 2021

National see my dick day

You have to whip out your dick any time someone asks you to on October 8th

Ay yo whip it out, it's national see my dick day

by Jsbjsk October 5, 2021