beacon high school

The Beacon School is a highly-selective college-preparatory public high school in the Hell's Kitchen area of Manhattan in New York City near Times Square and the Theater District. Beacon is a member of a group of schools called the New York Performance Standards Consortium.

Instead of the regular NY State required graduation assessments (Regents Exams), students at Beacon complete performance-based assessments (PBAs) in History, Science, Math, English. However, they still also need to earn a passing score on the ELA Regents Exam.

I AM A STUDENT HERE right now and the school is OK at best. There are ALOT OF BADDIES but that number will go down as a bunch of bumbaclot kids mess up the school. Your first crush will be your crush of many - however, you will soon see that the girl you like has a body count of one hundred with a snapscore of 1.2 million.

Also, be on the lookout for Mr. BEALS and Mr. MOSCOW!!!

AND DON'T DO DRUGS! THE SCHOOL BECAME A HELLHOLE OF GHETTOS WITH NO LIFE AND NO REASON FOR GETTING INTO BEACON WHILE ON METH AND HEROIN SMOKING ZAZA AND PLAYING FRILL MUSIC IN THE CAFETERIA

Mr. Beals: I AM MR. BEALS AND I WEAR A USMC T-SHIRT EVERYDAY WITH TAN AIR FORCES AND I LOVE TO YELL AT KIDS AND FAIL ALL OF THEM!

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Kid 1: Hey! You know Jay Critch went to beacon high school?

Kid 2: I don't care. I am only applying for the BADDIES!

Kid 2: Gets Accepted
Kid 2: One week later: GRA GRA GANG GANG GANG IM SMOKIN ON LOTTI THESE OPPS ON MY DICK YEE YEE YEEEEEE

by PLEASE READ!!!! May 15, 2023

Calabar High School

Calabar High School is a society of men that are very intelligent, Unfortunately ppl love fi gi dem bad name boh dem gi bun and all, They are loyal men that left bun stage in the past and think that its childish,so if your a girl. Deh wid a bar man🤙

Girl: which schl uh guh?
Boy: Calabar High School yzm so nuh worry
Girl: good now me nah go get bun again

by Di ugly guy January 3, 2023

Manhattan high school

At MHS we spend money real money big money

Manhattan high school girls are Lilly walking around in designer from head to toe

by Tickets are for free December 12, 2021

Riverview Middle School

Riverview Middle School is a shitass school located in Bay Point, California. The school fucking sucks and is in a very ghetto area. Everyone there smokes weed and vapes and Mount Diablo in general is ass.

Person 1: I heard that guy goes to "Riverview Middle School"
Person 2: Really? That school sucks dick.
Person 1: I know, I feel bad for him.

by EntryOneForRMS June 30, 2023

School

School is

S-ix
C-ruel
H-ours
O-f
O-ur
L-ifes

It's something you won't use in the future and random strangers (teachers) teaching you random stuff that was invented along ago, loads of kids don't like school but some do, school makes you wake up so early and tired and not have enough sleep, like I swear I come to school and all I see is tired, stressed people coming to school, some people even quit school if they're parents are too nice and know about school torture, u grow up with stuff that u don't use from school, nearly over 7.4M people hate school! We need something better than school! 🥲🥲

Me: Hey bestie it's school today, it's Monday
Bestie: I wish there was no school in this world! 😭

by Netflixwatcher4ever June 16, 2022

school

Let’s face it school is the cause of everyone’s problems in life. Depression, anxiety, getting bullied, pure pressure, suicide, toxic friends, and you get in trouble for grades.

Bro I hate school, my dads going to kill me if he finds out I’m failing a class.

by Dracomalfoyismyhusband November 19, 2020

School

The place where I am currently at while disobeying my teacher and typing this without permission.

I am being tortured at school.

by Alexez127 June 16, 2025