National Ask Your Crush Out Day

October 3 At 12:00 you have to ask your crush out!

Travis-hey Mary I wanted to ask you out

Mary-OMG today is National ask your crush out day!!

by Djdbdbd October 2, 2021

National hug your crush day

This is a day where you get to hug your crush. Just hug them

Person: *hugs crush*
Crush: What were you doing?
Person: hugging you
Crush: Why?
Person: Its national hug your crush day!

by Old_boi October 12, 2022

Your mother

Your mother is a word that normies use.

Your mother is so old that she owes Jesus money...

by Vofflan March 19, 2018

Shut your gob cunt

When someone is talking too much or if someone you don't like is speaking.

Shut your gob cunt

by MonkeyBoyy October 27, 2022

Spit in your dip

The action of spitting in ones butthole when they have diarrhea

Wife: ugh I have horrible diarrhea!
Husband: Hey can I spit in your dip?

by Dip Spitter February 19, 2022

National send your bf a 🐱 pic day

Today is National Send Your BF a Spicy Pic Day—spice things up and send a little love! 😉📸 #SpicyPicDay
"Spicy" in this context refers to sending a fun, flirty, or slightly more daring picture to your boyfriend to add some excitement and playfulness to your relationship! Just make sure it's all in good fun and keeps things respectful.

March 18 is National send your bf a 🐱 pic day.

by Too Hot March 18, 2025

Sounds like water's traveling through your balls

A phrase used to say someone is so stupid that they can't even reproduce, they just have water for sperm because they can't even do what all living things are supposed to be able to do. This can be used to talk about women to say that they are stupid, but it's mostly men.

"Like I said before the Bible says the Earth is flat."
"You're going through the same arguements with no other evidence, it sounds like water's traveling through your balls, man."

by AndrosLesbian June 16, 2023