Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

ice my face

Asking your partner to cum into a container and place it in the freezer. After which it is chilled to be poured onto the body of the requester.

Her: Babe could you ice my face?
Him: Kinda kinky, sure!

by BryansBeans July 21, 2022

.9.It Is Weird To Crack My <These> Knuckles.9.

.9.It Is Weird To Crack My <These> Knuckles.9.

.9.It Is Weird To Crack My <These> Knuckles.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 20, 2025

smell my duck

smell my duck abbreviation is smd

john “hi susan smell my duck (abbreviated as smd)”
susan “john your duck smells lovely!”

by hello pookie wookie May 24, 2023

My faggot friend Oliver

My faggot friend Oliver is a guy that likes to jack off to furry porn and suck your cock:)

My faggot friend Oliver is comming in my ass today.

by OlliIsSmart September 30, 2022

my soul

crawling in my skin

my soul is empty,and so is yours

faggot

by penis sucker2000 August 6, 2017

I Had To Swallow The Tooth I Slit My Achilles Heel With

I Had To Swallow The Tooth I Slit My Achilles Heel With

I Had To Swallow The Tooth I Slit My Achilles Heel With

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025