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skip your pants

the act of skipping your pants. skipping is halfway between shitting and pissing.
don’t skip your pants, it’s not the cops
by DaddyKinkojou June 7, 2018
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im gonna pop your pimple

I told Adam im gonna pop your pimples while making out
by Big comfy salami December 15, 2021
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burst your balls

When a man ejaculates
She’s the kinda woman who’s that fine she’d make you burst your balls in your pants.
by John Gehenna February 17, 2023
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Your life

Is someone GIVING YOU MONEY to look like Ben Shapiro you piece of shit. You earned nothing. They are GIVING YOU money and DEPRIVING ME of it. And I have more man-hours into it than you do. No BEING MEAN DOES NOT JUSTIFY NOT PAYING ME AND I'M GOING TO RAPE AND MURDER AS MANY KIDS AND WOMEN AS I CAN TO PUNISH THIS.
Hym "You don't deserve your life Brett you deserve to have it taken from you. Manually. And I'm going to make make sure someone has their life taken from them in your stead."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2024
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National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day

Person 1: Babe do you know what day it is?
Person 2: Omg it’s feb 12 isn’t it?!
Person 1: Yeah it’s National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day :)
by ibeslangin February 2, 2021
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