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i need your holes asap

Someone who would like to rail you that instant
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by Avl November 27, 2021
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.
Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023
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Your mum

Something indescribable with words, only with your eyes. Your eyes aren't capable of capturing the pure mass of your mother. The absolute planet of a woman. Usually used to insult someone and hurt them mentally. No one can recover from "your mum" especially if she sat on you.
Girl: you smell bad
Boy:your mum
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Ants in your milk

Sharlene sneezes multiple times in a row her man must be cheating. Ants in your milk
by You_suckass January 18, 2024
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Your pterodactyl

Another version for 'your mom'
A: " YOUR MOM "
B: " YOUR PTERODACTYL "
A: " bro stop "
by Luck7ess November 2, 2022
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Your mum

Your mums a milf or dead
by giorgiasolerisrealgf July 19, 2021
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i wanna be your dog

the lyrics of this song by the stooges are stating that he no longer wants to be the dom of the relationship and wants to be sub towards his artner by saying "i wanna be your dog as in saying i want to be your s3x s1av3
by bertrumthethird May 5, 2022
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