fock my nock

its the dumb version of fuck my cock

your left nut: fock my nock
Joe Biden: yahhh queennn
your left nut: no not u
Joe Biden: *cry*
ChairCouch: me?
your left nut: yahhh
(seggys)

by your left nut March 16, 2021

Live my life

Sleeping around with your friends

Im not looking for a relationship i just want to live my life right now.

by silence28 March 16, 2021

MY PC

DONT F*CKING TOUCH MY PC

Shithead: *touches pc*
Entitled Person: DONT F*CKING TOUCH MY PC
Shithead: I wasn’t touching it

by Ninja Monke March 16, 2021

Chewing my Cazoo

Oakdale tradition which makes the chewer unable to recall the glory days of welsh rugby...

*not that I remember 76 or 78..I was probably too busy chewing my Cazoo"

by Reynolds72 March 18, 2021

My Bucket

My Vehicle

I need to wash my bucket. and/or How do you expect to get a date with that bucket?

by BigCryBaby March 18, 2021

The lord in my cooch

An experience so otherworldly you become one with your spiritual being.

‘That deep fried Oreo was so good, I swear I could feel the lord in my cooch’

by Trashboat69 March 18, 2021

My cat Jeffery

My best friend in the whole wide world. He is orange, chonky, and has huge eyes. He likes to listen to Twenty One Pilots and Lana Del Rey, his favorite songs are Oh Ms Believer and National Anthem

My cat Jeffery is a Josh dun fan girl

by Emo fag:) March 21, 2021